Couch Slouch: ; Here Is What Makes 'Couch Grouch' Tick

Charleston Gazette › August 02, 2005

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Norman Chad begins a reader-requested, month-long vacation today. In his stead, Shirley - his long-suffering assistant - provides this week's Couch Slouch guest column.

COUCH SLOUCH, MY butt. Couch Grouch is more like it. What doesn't he grumble about? I don't think he's happy unless he's sleeping, and even then, he has to be dead to the world for at least four or five hours before his mind is at rest.

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Couch Slouch: ; Here Is What Makes 'Couch Grouch' Tick

He's the type of guy who would go to Marie Callender's funeral and complain about her pies.

If anyone ever invites him to a dinner party, I assume he doesn't get invited back.

Don't get him started on Dick Vitale or Tim Mc...

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